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P R A C T I C A L J O K E S
V E N D O R & B B S I N F O R M A T I O N
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Last updated: 1995
This file provides information for Shareware Distributors, Disk Vendors,
Computer Clubs, Users Groups and BBS Sysops who wish to distribute the
subject software package.
THE "DISTRIBUTION REQUIREMENTS" IN THIS DOCUMENT EXPLAIN HOW THIS SOFTWARE
MAY BE DISTRIBUTED, AND WHO MAY DISTRIBUTE IT.
PROGRAM DESCRIPTION:
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PROGRAM COLLECTION: PRACTICAL JOKES; Author: Rosemary West (ASP);
Registration $0.00
REQUIRES: DOS 2.11 or better, 512K RAM, CGA or EGA or VGA
VERSION: 2.0
BBS FILENAME: JOKES20.???
LONG DESCRIPTION: HARD AT WORK ties up your computer with a Very Important
(but imaginary) task so you can take a break. When you start Hard At Work,
it selects 1 of 7 routines at random. You can pick your favorite job with a
function key. The activity on screen looks too important to be interrupted.
If someone tries ESC or CTRL-C a DANGER message pops up, and a tone alerts
you. The process continues until you want to stop it. Conceived as a change
of pace from all the practical joke programs that insult the user, LOVEDOS
responds intelligently to a number of DOS commands and keystrokes, and has
its own repertoire of friendly comments. The way to escape is to tell your
computer that you love it. (But don't tell anyone the secret!) NAG is
for people who need still need (or enjoy) parental supervision. Install the
NAG ME command in your AUTOEXEC.BAT file for helpful, daily reminders.
SHORT DESCRIPTION: HARD AT WORK ties up your computer with a Very Important
(but imaginary) task so you can take a break. The activity on screen looks
too important to be interrupted, and continues until you want to stop it.
Conceived as a change of pace from practical joke programs that insult the
user, LOVEDOS overwhelms the user with passionate affection. NAG is
for people who need still need (or enjoy) daily parental supervision.
ONE-LINE DESCRIPTION: Three harmless practical joke programs for DOS.
PACKING LIST:
The files which are included as part of this software package:
HAW.EXE HARD AT WORK executable program file
LOVEDOS.EXE LOVEDOS exeuctable program file
NAG.EXE NAG executable program file
VENDINFO.DIZ VENDINFO standard data file containing
vital information for disk vendors,
distributors, BBBs, user groups, computer
clubs, etc.
FILE_ID.DIZ BBS description file (soon to be superseded
by VENDINFO.DIZ)
VENDOR.DOC Standard vendor/sysop info file (soon to be
superseded by VENDINFO.DIZ)
UPDATE.TXT Update information
README.BAT "Readme" info for users
DISTRIBUTION REQUIREMENTS:
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Individuals who wish to distribute the software package to friends or
associates may do so in accordance with the requirements outlined in the
"License" section of the program manual.
Vendors, Distributors, Computer Clubs, User Groups, BBS Sysops, and persons
or organizations charging any kind of fee, wishing to add the software
package to their disk library may do so ONLY in accordance with the
requirements outlined in VENDINFO.DIZ. If VENDINFO.DIZ is damaged or
missing, contact the author.
PLEASE HELP US SERVE YOU BETTER:
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We would appreciate copies of anything you publish regarding this software.
Please send us a copy of any reviews, articles, catalog descriptions, or
other information you print or distribute regarding the software package.
Thank you for your time and assistance and for supporting the shareware
marketing concept.
R.K. West Consulting
P.O. Box 8059
Mission Hills, CA 91346
CIS: 74774,403
Visit us in the R.K. West Section of CompuServe's Vendor forums. GO
RKWEST. Up-to-date shareware versions of our programs are available
in Library 9.
~~~ END OF VENDOR.DOC ~~~